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bitchtionary by BritishBran October 3, 2016
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Urban Bitchtionary by mobolaji suleiman February 3, 2009
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Urban Bitchtionary
Fred:"Dude Alex! Urban Dictionary didn't publish my word "Munchhichi"! I love that word!
Alex:"Stop being such a Urban Bitchtionary and cook me a steak."
Alex:"Stop being such a Urban Bitchtionary and cook me a steak."
Urban Bitchtionary by Fred McDicstank June 22, 2008
Bitchionary
A scrabble player that cheats by using a dictionary or word guide to search for words to fit the tiles while an on-line game is in progress.
Linda: Once again Betsy beat me playing Words With Friends on the iPhone. I think she cheated.
Mary: Why do you think that?
Linda: She got the word OXAZEPAM.
Mary: I didn't even know that was a word.
Linda: Yeah, will now I know she's a total bitchionary.
Mary: Why do you think that?
Linda: She got the word OXAZEPAM.
Mary: I didn't even know that was a word.
Linda: Yeah, will now I know she's a total bitchionary.
Bitchionary by LayeredSin January 30, 2010
Bitchionary
A dictionary of bitch quotes, sayings, and rebuttals that a bitch may use in the event that she is disrespected.
"If that hoe says another word to me, I'm going to whip out my bitchionary and put her in her basic bitch place"
Bitchionary by ElsaFrozenPrincess March 29, 2015
bitchonary
A person who is being sarcastic or angsty while correcting your spelling or grammar. Usually on the internet.
Tom: "Me and Kevin are going to the big game this evening!"
George: "Do you need to go back to fourth grade? It's "Kevin and I", you idiot."
Tom: "No need to be such a bitchonary, George."
George: "Do you need to go back to fourth grade? It's "Kevin and I", you idiot."
Tom: "No need to be such a bitchonary, George."
bitchonary by Sukii January 2, 2009
Urban Bitchionary
n. - a girl who passive-aggressively submits something on Urban Dictionary that talks shit about someone in hopes they will somehow see it and understand
Girl: Look at my new Urban Dictionary post! "Yearbook editor: A stupid floozy slut who punches babies and eats Bibles for breakfast and steals boyfriends because she's a stupid bitch and has a mole on her nipple."
Boy: Hey now, don't be such an Urban Bitchionary. The yearbook editor is really sweet, and you're just mad she put that picture of you pooping in a cup in the yearbook.
Boy: Hey now, don't be such an Urban Bitchionary. The yearbook editor is really sweet, and you're just mad she put that picture of you pooping in a cup in the yearbook.
Urban Bitchionary by Flamingrecorders July 24, 2012
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"