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Urban Bitchtionary 

the motherfuckers who didn't publish my definition for "egg slut."
fuck you Urban Bitchtionary; i hope you get caught masturbating by your grandmother.

Urban Bitchtionary 

What someone is when they complain about urban dictionary not publishing their word.
Fred:"Dude Alex! Urban Dictionary didn't publish my word "Munchhichi"! I love that word!

Alex:"Stop being such a Urban Bitchtionary and cook me a steak."

Bitchionary 

A scrabble player that cheats by using a dictionary or word guide to search for words to fit the tiles while an on-line game is in progress.
Linda: Once again Betsy beat me playing Words With Friends on the iPhone. I think she cheated.
Mary: Why do you think that?
Linda: She got the word OXAZEPAM.
Mary: I didn't even know that was a word.
Linda: Yeah, will now I know she's a total bitchionary.
Bitchionary by LayeredSin January 30, 2010

Bitchionary 

A dictionary of bitch quotes, sayings, and rebuttals that a bitch may use in the event that she is disrespected.
"If that hoe says another word to me, I'm going to whip out my bitchionary and put her in her basic bitch place"

bitchonary 

A person who is being sarcastic or angsty while correcting your spelling or grammar. Usually on the internet.
Tom: "Me and Kevin are going to the big game this evening!"

George: "Do you need to go back to fourth grade? It's "Kevin and I", you idiot."

Tom: "No need to be such a bitchonary, George."
bitchonary by Sukii January 2, 2009

Urban Bitchionary 

n. - a girl who passive-aggressively submits something on Urban Dictionary that talks shit about someone in hopes they will somehow see it and understand
Girl: Look at my new Urban Dictionary post! "Yearbook editor: A stupid floozy slut who punches babies and eats Bibles for breakfast and steals boyfriends because she's a stupid bitch and has a mole on her nipple."

Boy: Hey now, don't be such an Urban Bitchionary. The yearbook editor is really sweet, and you're just mad she put that picture of you pooping in a cup in the yearbook.