social aphasia

Someone who does not know when another person is dropping a hint. A person with social aphasia cannot understand when someone is trying to make a point. A Social Aphasiac fails to decipher simple hints, and makes repeated petty attempts to prove themselves.

Jeff: Sometimes Frank is such a Social Aphasiac.

Ray: He is really out of touch.
Jeff: He would never know.
Ray: Such a creepy person.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

Assphyxiated

When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.

Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!

Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.

by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010

Aspasia

The cleanest person you will ever meet. She might save your life one day!! WOW OMG Greek goddess

Wow omg, she really is an Aspasia.

by tinderplaya57 December 17, 2021

Assphobia

Fear of not being an asshole

Kelric has assphobia

by Alyssalou February 1, 2020

Assphyxiation

When a fart is so powerful and noxious it chokes someone or a group of people to death.

Herman, open the windows! I don't want to die of assphyxiation!!!

by petuniafish September 10, 2011

Assasian

An Asian bitch who's ass is as fat as a centaur.

"Dammmmm girl I'm likening that Assasian!"

by Tittyspanker47 January 22, 2017

Assphairies

Folklore, a fantasy figure as seen by some, that magically shows up on city streets and highways at night, laying a fresh layer of asphalt for automobile and motorcycle drivers to enjoy. Rarely seen in their native habitat. Nocturnal in nature, choosing to work at night/overnight as opposed to high traffic daytime hours.

"I was driving on this very old, cracked road yesterday afternoon, potholes and all and now this morning, it's freshly paved....the ASSPHAIRIES must've visited overnight!"

by MarkDuckDuck August 13, 2019