Folklore, a fantasy figure as seen by some, that magically shows up on city streets and highways at night, laying a fresh layer of asphalt for automobile and motorcycle drivers to enjoy. Rarely seen in their native habitat. Nocturnal in nature, choosing to work at night/overnight as opposed to high traffic daytime hours.
"I was driving on this very old, cracked road yesterday afternoon, potholes and all and now this morning, it's freshly paved....the ASSPHAIRIES must've visited overnight!"
by MarkDuckDuck August 13, 2019