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Marlboroltory Arrest

When a smoker dies from not having a cigarette.
Bro: Dude, if I don't grab a pack soon I might go into Marlboroltory Arrest!

Dude: Fucking Smokers...
by petuniafish September 10, 2011
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Assphyxiation

When a fart is so powerful and noxious it chokes someone or a group of people to death.
Herman, open the windows! I don't want to die of assphyxiation!!!
by petuniafish September 10, 2011
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