petuniafish's definitions

Assphyxiation

When a fart is so powerful and noxious it chokes someone or a group of people to death.

Herman, open the windows! I don't want to die of assphyxiation!!!

by petuniafish September 10, 2011

Marlboroltory Arrest

When a smoker dies from not having a cigarette.

Bro: Dude, if I don't grab a pack soon I might go into Marlboroltory Arrest!

Dude: Fucking Smokers...

by petuniafish September 10, 2011