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assphobia 

One whom is deathly afraid of penetrating the depth of the tar star.
Nena needs someone that does not have assphobia....she likes to piitb.
assphobia by Mianosm November 21, 2006
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Assphobia 

Fear of not being an asshole
Kelric has assphobia
Assphobia by Alyssalou February 1, 2020

Assphyxiation 

When a girl puts her booty on your face and suffocates you, erotically.
When she gets really horny, she likes to engage in assphyxiation.
Assphyxiation by Smmimmy January 24, 2009

Assholian 

used to describe a person who is known to be the common asshole. 2. a person from the land of asses.
you are such an assholian!
Assholian by J.Wood January 3, 2008

Abophobia 

Phobia against Male Asians.
Asian boy: This girl accepted my follow request but won't follow me back in instagram
Friend: Why?
Asian Boy: I don't know maybe she has abophobia.

Friend: Why do you think so?
Asian Boy: She's following all of the white boys in our school but none of the asian ones.
Abophobia by bovely October 6, 2019
The fear, and or, unrivaled hatred for anime. Someone who despises anime and all of its aspects and would rather burn alive that watch a single episode of anime.

Can also be used as "aniphobic" to describe ones self.
Weeb: Hey man, have you seen (insert anime here)

Aniphobic: *visually cringes* ugh... absolutely not... I have aniphobia.
aniphobia by BigDickBanditoh September 7, 2022

asbophobia 

An irrational fear of chavs.
Mike doesn't watch Little Britain anymore because Vicky Pollard scares him, I think he suffers from asbophobia.
asbophobia by Sir Luke November 15, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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