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Assfend

Odoriferous, offensive and generally unclean state of ones ass, due to having broken the sphincter seal by having a bowel movement AFTER showering, and, not re-showering, or at least washing said offensive anus with a moist towelette as a courtesy to the rest of the population.
You NEVER poop AFTER a shower. ALWAYS BEFORE, or you break the seal and, therefore, are no longer fresh as a Summers Eve and might as well re-shower or walk around the rest of the day wondering just how many people you've assfended.
by seebeew April 14, 2010
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assieholeritis

When you got an insatiable itch on your haemorrhoid called Barry
Oh! Lord! This assieholeritis is gonna be the death of me!
by Dr.EvilRaj July 23, 2018
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she’s weird I guess she’s a assriel.
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Lasties get assties

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose
“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”
by Dabundy November 27, 2017
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Ben Assfleck

Ben Affleck acted like Ben Assfleck in Daredevil lawl.
by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008
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Assfleece

Verb

1. The "act" of defrauding, normally using Larceny, any stupid, foolish or stubborn person.
While he continued to accumulate Gold for his own self interest's, he assfleeced the American Public of it's wealth by deception.
by Hollywuud October 21, 2011
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Assfinger

The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.
A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.
by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009
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