Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018

smegmadilla

Saving cock cheese and spreading thin on a tortilla and microwaving with franks red hot sauce until crispy . Concluding with consuming the smegmadilla

Bro chad fed me a smegmadilla on acid the other night man it was tangy

by Smegmadillaeater March 7, 2021

Smegmalodon

You know that massive prehistoric shark the megladon? Well imagine if it was a ginormous cock covered in dick cheese

Me: Hey Tim bro you’re packing some serious girth!

Tim: Oh yeah bro that’d be the smegma!

Me: Call that a smegmalodon

by Geophphphph April 10, 2021

Smegladon

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell

Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon

by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020

Smegmonster

An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.

I'm going on a blind date tonight, I hope it doesn't turn out to be another Smegmonster!

by Brian The Snail March 18, 2013

Smegmadilla

A smegmadilla is a food item primarily consisting of hot, melty smegma in between two fresh tortillas. It can only be produced by those without the fresh cut.

P1: My dad just made me a quesadilla that tasted funny.
P2: isn't your dad uncircumcised? That was probably a smegmadilla.

by XxBallLicker76xX March 24, 2022

The Smegmonster

A Human like creature with a receding hairline and cheesy penis often seen drinking stella on field 3

Woah look moma it's the smegmonster!

Dont look it in the eye son you'll catch the bald.

by Fatlad95 March 29, 2019