Masturbooping

Jerking while pooping on the toilet.

man i was so bored sitting on the toilet, so i started masturbooping

by ZomgPoof December 12, 2011

Mastursobbing

To masturbate and cry deeply at the same time, usually as a result of profound emotional disturbance or conflict, as seen on American Horror Story.

I saw my sexy ghost maid touching herself, so I went to my room and started mastursobbing.

by Desdem0n February 11, 2013

masturboy

A child (Boy) who every single time you look at him is scratching his penis.
Or masturbating.

Man, that masturboy is ejaculating all over.

by !##&OWNZ January 14, 2009

masturbeib

the act of masturbating to images of Justin Beiber

Mariah Yeater likes to masturbeib.

by JustSayTech November 4, 2011

Masturbook

When you close your eyes and randomly hit a letter into your facebook search bar and jerk off to the first decent girl on the results.

*Thinking to self*
I don't know who to jerk off to... I'll just masturbook

by BlahBlahxx54 August 5, 2011

masturbotting

When a script, chat bot, or other automated process glitches and acts on part of its own programming.

"Yeah, the bot's removing its own comments every time it says something it doesn't like. It's masturbotting."

by PupperPuppet September 11, 2019

masturboofing

When one decides to pleasure themselves but they are also talking to someone over text at the same time without their knowledge of the action they are performing.

He is so weird, last night I heard that he was masturboofing with some girl and she didn't find out until today

by Booflord December 8, 2020