jizzica

A name given to girls named "Jessica" who enjoy the habits of oral sex.

ex 1)
Jess- Oh, Collin, what's up?
Collin- DUDES I just met a Jizzica!

ex 2) Jess- Hey, guess what happened last night.
Person 2- Do I even have to, Jizzica?

by kreuton December 15, 2008

Jizzlocated

Whenever you hurt, break, dislocate your arm masturbating.

Johnson Jizzlocated his arm last night masturbating.

by FarmerJohnson6k December 21, 2008

Jizzmorjoint?

Ultimately, a bribe.
In order to get a male to do a task, the female must either roll him a joint or make him jizz to get him to do what she wants.
Take your pick.

Will you come to the store with me?
Jizzmorjoint?
Joint.
Start rolling bitch.

by Toronto Genius December 16, 2008

Jizzdom

The feeling of wisdom that washes upon you post-orgasm.

I was going to send my dick pic to that girl from my Econ class, but I just jerked off instead. Once the jizzdom hit, I knew it was a terrible idea.

by EmilyToots January 8, 2019

jizzing

to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof

i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture

by Candy May 9, 2004

Jizznog

Jizznog, also jizz nog is a sweetened dairy-based beverage made with milk, cream, sugar, beaten jizz (which gives it a frothy texture) and flavoured with ground cinnamon and nutmeg; alcoholic versions also exist with the addition of various liquors, such as brandy, rum, whiskey and sake.

Girl A: On Christmas Eve, we were all out of eggs, so i whipped up a glass of jizznog.

Girl B: Do you have anymore for me?

by holiday Ho, December 18, 2008

Jizzbot

A robot who likes the jizz.

Ur mom is a jizzbot

by Jizzbot3000 May 11, 2009