jizzarific

adj- something that is so terrific that it causes an individual to jizz.

Kim Kardashian is so jizzarific, damn she's is fine.

by J-mon7890 August 23, 2009

Jizzard Blizzard

Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.

Person number 1

"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2

"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."

by Dragonsomen April 17, 2014

jizzgasm

A large expulsion of male ejaculate, orgasm.

I jizzgasmed all over that slut-ass ho's face, dawg.

by Tyson Holstein April 24, 2003

Jizzard

A Jizzard is a Blizzard made out of Jizz. It may also refer to a parody of The Blizzard of Oz, The Jizzard of Drake. for an example

Ozzy:"Hey man, have you listened to my Blizzard of Oz album?"
Zakk:"Yeah, I have, but I prefer the Jizzard of Zakk, haha."

by UncleJizzy April 4, 2010

jizzgamic

Adj. -- Used to describe something so amazing that it induces a feeling of ejaculation.

Guy 1: Bro, do you remember last night when we got high and went to Jack in the Box?

Guy: Ya man, those tacos were jizzgamic

by themasterofjizz April 30, 2010

jizzard wand

The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics

Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.

by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

Jizzfarts up yesterday

To be hungry

Izaak: man I haven't eaten since last night
Dagen: jizzfarts up yesterday?
Izaak: yeah man

by Bonkzzz April 6, 2022