hanking 

1. to hank, i.e. to pull a Hank Green; being the the "explain guy"; responding to a social media post, that raises a question , often a very specific one, that possibly many people wonder, and answering/explaining it

Commenter: "I don't get it, what do they mean 9/11 lead to Twilight? Can somebody explain this?"
Other Commenter: "Twilight's Author said that she was inspired by My Chemical Romance while writing Twilight and that especially Jacob is based on MCR lyrics. Gerard Way has said MCRs first song 'Skylines and Turnstiles' was his way of processing witnessing 9/11. Thus 9/11 inspired Twilight."
Commenter: "That's wild.. thanks for hanking!"

hanking by ohik August 11, 2025

Hanking Out

Hanking out -
When a guy and a girl insiste there only hanging out but are actually coverng up for sex

Bob: hey Lily wanna hang out this weekend?
Lily: Sure
Sarah: oh please, dont bother lieing we all know your Hanking out

Hanking Out by Merlei the great January 23, 2009

Tom Hanking 

Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks

“I walked into my housemates room while he was Tom Hanking it”

Tom Hanking by Kaye1255 December 11, 2018

Hanging the Hose 

Exhibiting a flacid penis for all to see. Usually associated with older males

Simon came out of the steam room with out a towel, just hanging the hose.

Hanging the Hose by Stinky Pooo April 27, 2017

hawking a loogie 

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

hawking a loogie by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

Steven Hawkings soup eater 

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

Steven Hawkings soup eater by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

hanging sock tits 

Phrase used to describe a set of boobs so unattractive that they look like a pair of socks hanging from a clothesline. Hanging sock tits are mostly fat with little breast tissue. The complete opposite of a nice set of tits.

Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.

hanging sock tits by sciflyer.25 June 16, 2014