hanking

newest phenomena in Facebook profile picture photography where the subject is suspended from an inanimate and creative object. This is in response to the outbreak of "planking" photography that has swept Europe and the United States.

Gerald's hanking picture is so much better than the planking picture Brent made on the refrigerator, planking is so five minutes ago.

by McGerald July 06, 2011

hanking

The act of messing up so bad repeatedly that a new word is needed to describe it, often a insult to describe that one friend you have.

Anon1: Damn man! You really just keep hanking u your relationships, don't you?
Anon2: Yeah, that's the third girl this month!

by Shadow_crew December 12, 2015

Hanked

Getting blind drunk on a school night, usually a Wednesday.

Wow, Mon got totally Hanked last night, she literally threw up in her mouth a little....

by Thehankcode April 03, 2019

hanked

To get busted for something and thrown out of group for a flagrent violation.

"I got busted for being the 'One Star Bandit' on the Where's George Forums, so I got hanked for life".

by The One Star Bandito April 14, 2008

the hanks

Anything that ailing you, baby.

Dis here will get the hanks off ya, playah.

by Steven Moseley December 04, 2007

Hank

Someone who sells propane and propane accessories

Hey, hank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Hank

Hank is the literal embodiment of God. Worship Hank and Hank is Daddy ;)

All hail Hank

by Gold Boy March 25, 2021