gurfij

anything you want it to mean

person 1: dude, snooki's so hot

person 2:that's a load of gurfij (bullshit)

by gurfij November 15, 2011

snurk my glurk

Could be translated to mean:
"Please fellate me", but not necessarilty as polite.

She was the first one who ever snurked my glurk. Ah, memories.

by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 9, 2005

gluuf

saggy pussy, loose vagina, lots of extra skin in the genital area.

damn jane you have a lot of gluuf hangin

by gluufer May 13, 2005

Glorfunk

Awesome or sweet. Commonly used as an exclamation.

"I found $20 on the sidewalk yesterday."

"Glorfunk! Buy me a soda!"

by Barbecueanteatr May 2, 2010

glarfat

|glärfat|

noun

a full outerwear ensemble (gloves, scarf, and hat)

ORGIN: coined in 2012 by Sage Cammers-Goodwin and Abigail Goodman

No matter how many layers I wear, I always feel cold without my glarfat.

Come back here young man and put on your glarfat before leaving the house!

by sageandabby January 20, 2012

Gluffie

A person interested in understanding the ingredients and preparation of Gluten-Free food for pleasure and wellness.

Let's check out this restaurant. My friend is a total Gluffie and strongly recommends it.

by GlutenFreeExpo August 31, 2013

glurbal

Something that is disgusting, gross or sluggish. Usually the laziest, most unhygienic, and monstrously ugly people fall under this category.

“Look, Jeff is glurbaling all over himself!”
“Look at Steve, he is so drunk he looks like a glurbal.”
“I’ve done nothing all day, I feel like glubal!”
“That Kevin guy across the street looks like a giant perverted glurbal!”

by glurbal May 24, 2014