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Glurf

The Process of pooping and peeing simultaneously; Often hated by Koreans who don't get their Chinese food cooked right.
by Glurft March 24, 2010
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glurge

Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"
I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.
by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004
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Glur

glur can be used in any way you want in any fashion. glur is a multitool. it can do whatever you want it to. glur lifestyle can be whichever lifestyle you choose to do while glurring. glurrin and glurring are different , but more or less are the same. glur originated in Athens, Greece where the old philosophers gathered at the vomitorium and hence Glur was born into the academic vernacular.
u fucking glur, your such a glur sometimes smh. your glurrin! nice job!!! i love you glur
by mr pshhh August 27, 2021
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glueface

A disparaging term for someone who sniffs glue.
He’s been a sad sack glueface all the way back to the eighth grade.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 19, 2020
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gurfing

From the verb "to gurf". The action of eating fast and gulping at the same time. Popular word amongst Twitch streamers and vtubers like the infamous CodeMiko.
I'm gurfing chat !
by ryhverse November 19, 2022
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glurd

Congealed, greasy, fatty matter of indeterminate origin
by William Brown May 28, 2006
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glurge

Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.
"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."
by The J-Spot January 16, 2005
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