Definitions by gurfij

asspoj 

your own personal whore who does anal sex only

charlie sheen forget what you know asspojs are the way to go

asspoj by gurfij November 17, 2011

uhfs 

what people with horse faces have instead of hands.

bitch don't touch me with your uhfs
or
look at sarah jessica parker's uhfs

uhfs by gurfij November 15, 2011

gurfij 

anything you want it to mean

person 1: dude, snooki's so hot

person 2:that's a load of gurfij (bullshit)

gurfij by gurfij November 15, 2011