gurfij's definitions

gurfij

anything you want it to mean

person 1: dude, snooki's so hot

person 2:that's a load of gurfij (bullshit)

by gurfij November 15, 2011

asspoj

your own personal whore who does anal sex only

charlie sheen forget what you know asspojs are the way to go

by gurfij November 17, 2011

uhfs

what people with horse faces have instead of hands.

bitch don't touch me with your uhfs
or
look at sarah jessica parker's uhfs

by gurfij November 15, 2011