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anything you want it to mean
person 1: dude, snooki's so hot

person 2:that's a load of gurfij (bullshit)
gurfij by gurfij November 15, 2011
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From the verb "to gurf". The action of eating fast and gulping at the same time. Popular word amongst Twitch streamers and vtubers like the infamous CodeMiko.
I'm gurfing chat !
gurfing by ryhverse November 19, 2022
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Gurfia isa shipname for a jiggly apple with a weirdass sneeze and a girl who likes ching chongs and Tory Lanz. She has nothig better to do with her life other then making words like rasandee , dasandee and daveena. They got officialy married on Valentine's day. Gurshaan tries to cheat on her with Kylie Jenner, but he always comes back to her. Afia tries to chat on him with Stenchpreet but she misses him alottttt.
Omg Gurfias the oldest relationship how dd they not break up yet
Gurfia by Swagger gang⚡️ April 15, 2019
when you get on a golf cart and pull a friend behind by a rope while theyre on a boogie board until the bitchy golfers throw a fit and start yelling....its sooooo funnnn
Try to avoid being spotted by golfers while gurfing, because they are all PMSing
gurfing by dontgurfonmyturf August 1, 2008
gurfing:(verb)Goof-Surfing - Browsing the web moronically with no purpose. Goofing off on the internet.
John?

What?

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary?

I'm just gurfing off and landed here.
gurfing by Phaedrun December 12, 2007

gurfinkel 

A Jewish last name.
Red precious stone in German.
"Have you seen Moran Gurfinkel?"
gurfinkel by Hatooli November 27, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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