earl 

a 45 year old obese pedophile that plays wholesome games (like idk skribbl.io or somethin) in attempt to find little innocent girls and hunt them down to finally lose their virginity since they can't seem to find anyone to love them that's their own age.

innocent girl-*plays skribbl.io*
earl-yooo tryna smash?

earl by 🌻_aria_🌻 February 29, 2020

earl 

Male blow up doll. Often used at bachelorette parties.

Smile....and hey hold Earls knob.

earl by bearkat August 18, 2006

earl 

karma, making amends, making right a wrong that you have done, doing the right thing, what goes around comes around. Name after the T.V. Show "My Name is Earl" about a guy that is trying to make up for some of the wrong he did.

Man I can't shop lift that six pack of beer, bad Earl might come to visit me.

earl by Joe Crowder November 28, 2005

Earl 

A stage of drunkeness made popular by Jason "Earl" Roache .

He got his Earl on tonight!
OMG look at him...he's beyond Earl...lol
One more drink and it's all Earl all night!!

Earl by Palace dweller December 30, 2009

Earl 

An abbreviated form of the word "early".

Jay: "What time do we have to leave tomorrow?"
Me: "I don't know exactly when but it's earl as fuck."

Earl by Wordsworth Jr January 21, 2017

earl 

The urban New Orleans way of saying oil

B-Loc: "Picture my car breaking down, my nigga!!!"

Lil Feces: "You probably need some earl up in yo shit, yea"

earl by jvarna5 January 30, 2008

earl 

to agree with one, short for early.

(Feeks) Yo, i'm boutta goto buy some jays.
(Nader) Earl, i love it!

earl by WhoRide703 - Nader October 27, 2006