ass grapler 

1. N. An ass grappler is one who sticks to your ass in an effort to enter your colon with their nose or face so they may get slightly ahead in the world.

2. N. A homosexual male that tenaciously chases ass at the expense of his friends and relatives. They usually have no repect for the object of their desire as well.

Chuck is such an incessant ass grapler.

ass grapler by Fred M April 21, 2006

ass coward 

a person who lacks the courage to endure the fragrance of shit flavored air.

Nick is such an ass coward. He threw up all over Brian's car on the way back from lunch just because of a small salmon tinged fart. He blamed it on the ass jihad

ass coward by brisicle January 11, 2009

Ass Problems 

The watery shit mark my Pug leaves on the couch when he drains his stinky ass glands.

Damn, Borg is having ass problems again, bring me something to clean this shit up with - and some Febreze - this shit stinks!

Ass Problems by Borg, 4 of 4 August 6, 2008

ass marking 

(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank

Man, your coffee table stinks, who been ass marking it?

ass marking by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

Ass end of a menstruating skunk 

1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.

2. Something crawled up your ass and died.

1. (Used when America still owned industry)

Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!

Wife: No, paper plant.

2. Person A: Did you fart?

Person B: No.

Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.

Ass end of a menstruating skunk by skunker09 December 1, 2009

Ass Chivalry 

When a man holds a door open for a woman, only check out her ass. (I'm hoping most women already knows this exists)

"Nice ass chivalry back there, but the 40 second wait for her to get from the parking lot to the door made it pretty obvious"

Ass Chivalry by Crazy Savages December 7, 2009

ass lettuce 

The small flap of skin in the anus that causes the fart sound when air is passed over it. If for what ever reason the lettuce is stuck to one side or another, it may cause a high pitched whistling sound. Most everyone has ass lettuce unless there is undue trauma caused to the anal cavity from homosexual activity, or hetrosexual anal fornication. Which will in turn cause most of your farts to sound like a hollow wind through a cave sound.

Jim talked to his plastic surgeon about anal rejuvenation. After the football team ran a train on him his ass lettuce was completely obliterated.

Mike gently leaned to his right side during his english test hoping to silently pass gas. Unbeknownst to him the mexican food had left a sticky film on his ass lettuce causing it to whistle a high pitched tune.

ass lettuce by Mikehoncho November 12, 2013