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Ass Air

The passage of air around the butt, where the air itself is not a fart. This air picks up the scent of the ass itself.
Mooning a fan would create a lot of Ass Air
by pghpanthers2 April 15, 2007
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ass stabber

1) Any induvidual who enjoys performing the act of anal sex by exploring the cave of the unknown with his penile probe. See also ass spelunker
Whoa man, that Mario is such an ass stabber. He just loves to stick his johnson up the hershey highway.
by Sunny G September 16, 2005
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ass chin

you have a big ass chin
by joe c September 2, 2004
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Bluetooth Ass

A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.
Fred: Josh's turned into a real Bluetooth Ass since he got that stupid thing.

Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!
by Buck Guapo March 29, 2007
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ass stash

1. Something you have hidden up your ass. Most of the time when your hiding it from authority. After you keestered something, whats in your ass is your ass stash
Example: Prisoner #1-You still got that ass stash?

Prisoner #2-Yeah, I keestered that shit. We got some weed for later.
by keestermaster February 9, 2010
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Right-ass

A person so staunchly conservative that his/her ass cheeks will remain clenched as long as a democrat is president.
Rush Limbaugh is so right-assed he could manufacture diamonds.”
by android_weber August 25, 2009
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Ass Turban

The act of taking an ice cream swirl shit on the head of an unsuspecting victim.
that drunk as bitch passed out, so I twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an ass turban on the noggin.
by Melkevica January 8, 2011
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