Marlboro Malady

When the smoke from excess cigarette consumption gets trap in the recess between the brain and skull, causing confusion, mediocrity, and pain.

"The Count's not making much sense these days."

"Rink brain?"

"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."

"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."

by landwehr34 May 3, 2023

National Maladaptive Daydreaming Day

Maladaptive Daydreaming Day/MD day is a day where we share what MD is and help others know that they aren't alone and aren't crazy but are normal. This day is on October 25th

Them: Hey Bob this might be weird but I daydream and it gets out of hand to the point where I'm walking, laughing, or crying by my daydreams and they can last for hours.

Bob: hey that's perfectly normal and you arent weird! Ironically today is National Maladaptive Daydreaming day where we let people know they aren't alone or crazy.

Them: wait so there are more people like me?!

Bob: yes and you shouldn't bring yourself down for it!

by Jangularity October 25, 2020

macaca

A monkey from Southeast Asia that carries the Herpes-B virus in over 90% of its population. It is also a carrier of the Simian Foamy Virus which is believed to be the originating source of HIV/AIDS.

Apparently George Allen from Virginia, a United States Senator, believed it was appropriate to equate a supporter of his opponent with this primate that may be responsible for the AIDS epidemic. It is also a very popular racial slur in countries like France where George Allen's mom is from.

"He must have Herpes and HIV since he is a Macaca. Perhaps I'll send a message to my opponent by calling his cameraboy one of these."

"Hello, I am in the Ku Klux Klan and I hate black people, or as racist bigots such as myself like to call them, Macaques."

by Juggernaut Bitch! August 18, 2006

malaguena

a person from Malaga.wich is a city in southern spain

i am malaguena and barcelonian.

by Alexa corsova July 22, 2005

Macaca

An epithet originally used in Nevada to describe dark-skinned people, especially popular in dude ranches and white supremacist neo-conferderate circles. Popularized by Sen. George Allen (R-VA).

"As long as I have some whites, I don't need the damned Macaca vote to win." -Sen. George Allen

by Francisx August 15, 2006

MAFAC

the ultimate vintage bicycle brake company, which made cantilever brakes such as the Cyclo-Tandem, Jacky, Criterium, Driver, and gangster ish!

I thought of this because I own a set of this ish! Puttin' them on my MTB Tandem or just MTB. Love them.

Dude, give me back my MAFAC brakes. If you don't, I'll do your chick.

Dude, you dodn't know a thing about MAFAC.

by Kdawg January 31, 2005

Maladware

A virus connected to a spoof internet advertisement. When you click on the ad it infects your computer often telling you that you have a virus and asking you to purchase a program to get rid of it.

I keep getting a flashing icon telling me my computer is infected - which it isn't . It is really bugging me cos if I ignore it, it installs a program and then wants paying for it! I must have clicked on some maladware.

by CantorJohn March 17, 2011