Definitions by landwehr34
Fernie
Fernie by landwehr34 August 13, 2024
Marlboro Malady
When the smoke from excess cigarette consumption gets trap in the recess between the brain and skull, causing confusion, mediocrity, and pain.
"The Count's not making much sense these days."
"Rink brain?"
"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."
"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."
"Rink brain?"
"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."
"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."
Marlboro Malady by landwehr34 May 3, 2023
Rink Brain
An ailment that affects hockey players who spend too much time in hockey areas, where the fumes from the ice rink are confined, rotting their brains and effecting their judgement.
"Did you hear about Cooter Whiplash? He was arrested for destroying a wheelchair"
"Sounds like a case of Rink Brain to me!"
"Sounds like a case of Rink Brain to me!"
Rink Brain by landwehr34 April 9, 2023
bent-Leeism
To neither believe nor disbelieve something, but nevertheless find it highly unlikely the laws of nature were contravened. Based on a line spoken by Christopher Lee in The Gorgon (1964). A variant of Leeism.
Man #1: Surely you believe us?
Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it, but it is highly unlikely the laws of nature have been contravened.
Man# 1: I've had enough of your bent-Leeism!
Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it, but it is highly unlikely the laws of nature have been contravened.
Man# 1: I've had enough of your bent-Leeism!
bent-Leeism by landwehr34 March 9, 2022
Shadbolting
To follow someone around to the point where it fringes upon stalking. Often times the person being followed has expressed their contempt for the soul that is following them.
Shadbolting by landwehr34 March 14, 2011