landwehr34's definitions

Fernie

A homosexual encounter on the skiing slopes.

"Shalako had quite the weekend. I hear had a few fernies while skiing on Mt. Fernie."

by landwehr34 August 13, 2024

Marlboro Malady

When the smoke from excess cigarette consumption gets trap in the recess between the brain and skull, causing confusion, mediocrity, and pain.

"The Count's not making much sense these days."

"Rink brain?"

"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."

"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."

by landwehr34 May 3, 2023

Rink Brain

An ailment that affects hockey players who spend too much time in hockey areas, where the fumes from the ice rink are confined, rotting their brains and effecting their judgement.

"Did you hear about Cooter Whiplash? He was arrested for destroying a wheelchair"

"Sounds like a case of Rink Brain to me!"

by landwehr34 April 9, 2023

Waitcel

Someone who voluntarily remains celibate until they finally meet their true love.

"Ezra is an Incel."

"NO, he's a Waitcel; he's holding out until he meets 'the one'."

by landwehr34 February 8, 2023

bent-Leeism

To neither believe nor disbelieve something, but nevertheless find it highly unlikely the laws of nature were contravened. Based on a line spoken by Christopher Lee in The Gorgon (1964). A variant of Leeism.

Man #1: Surely you believe us?

Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it, but it is highly unlikely the laws of nature have been contravened.

Man# 1: I've had enough of your bent-Leeism!

by landwehr34 March 9, 2022

Leeism

To neither believe nor disbelieve something. Based on a line spoken by Christopher Lee in The Gorgon (1964).

Man #1: Surely you believe us?

Man #2: I neither believe it nor disbelieve it.

Man# 1: I've had enough of your Leeism!

by landwehr34 January 4, 2022

Shadbolting

To follow someone around to the point where it fringes upon stalking. Often times the person being followed has expressed their contempt for the soul that is following them.

James has been shadbolting me for the past week

by landwehr34 March 14, 2011