Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.

I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .

by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016

Orphan

A delectable meal for all those with a family.

Ah what a delicious orphan steak

by FrogFried July 20, 2021

Orphan

The perfect shooting target

Since I use orphans my aiming has improved a lot

by Lord_superius69 May 13, 2022

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Lil orphan a hole

A name Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg was called in the musical "Ride The Cyclone" by Mischa Bachinski.

"Well why don't you text your fiancee?:

"I told you there is no Wi-Fi, lil orphan a hole..."

by anonymous July 17, 2024

Orphan

Dissuading, egg roll eater, hot side pillow, no loved ones, eats bricks, looks like shrek,and stinky

Orphans small like shit

by Brookie dookie July 15, 2022

orphan

Eshan, otherwise known as the boy who had a talking stage for two weeks

person a : have u heard ab eshan?
person b : oh do u mean the orphan??
person a : yes!

by midaissmart August 4, 2022