Coont

The word "coont" is a mixture of two words. The first word is "cunt" this word for some reason is quite offending to many people, it is used to describe someone who is really disliked or a close friend. The second word is "kook" this word is used to describe someone who is not meant to be. Such as someone who has all the newest gear but doesn't know how to use it.

Hence a coont, is a highly disliked person who is not meant to be in a certain situation.

It is also a very great word to say in any place since it is not a well known word yet.

"Bro jack is such a fuckin coont, look at all that fresh shit he's got on!"

"Yeah man that's what I'm sayin..."

"Let's all jump him, he straight up doesn't deserve to chill here!"

by Muffmaster69 April 11, 2014

Coontail

A word used to describe the expansion of the moistened hair in the pubic region of the female, sending it over the vaginal opening and horshoeing around to the rectal region. This most often interferes in the process of a man giving a woman a rimjob. This term is derived from the Ethiopian words "coon," which roughly translates into pubarrhea, which then tranlates into pubes, and "tail," which tranlates into a hairy object thrusting from the body.

I was just about to give a random drunk female a rimjob when I noticed her very moist and long coontail jutting out from the anus into my face.

by Jermbo August 23, 2004

Coontail

Long hair on a male usually hispanic, may be styled in a pony tail. Hair so long that it looks as if it belongs to a girl.

Charly- lmao look at his fucking coontail dude.
Eli- omg i just wanna cut it and use it as extenions.

by charlyrogers January 24, 2010

coontah

You idiot

it's when you do everything said above AGAINST A PERSONS THROAT.

And you need to say the word as you to it.

Dude1: COONTAH! *coontah*
Dude2: Dudde1, you really need to stop that *rubs throat*
Dude1: hahaha

by MM July 28, 2004

Cooltabulous

One of the best ways to describe something completly and utterally cool.

Nicole is really just a cooltabulous person all around.

I wish to be as cooltabulous as that gal.

And Bob's your Uncle we have a new cooltabulous shirt on.

by kneecoalerz October 26, 2009

chortle

The act of gargling testicles in an attempt to make your partner snort with laughter.

I chortled John last night and were it not for the spicy curry earlier in the evening, it would have been hilarious...

by campbellmademedoit December 17, 2018

Coontah

When you take your hand and make is flat like a knife. Then, you "punch" someone elses throat with side opposite to your thumb.

Dude 1: *coontah*
Dude 2: DUDE, come on! My thoat hurts like hell.
Dude 1: hehehe

by Jason March 4, 2004