Definitions by charlyrogers

shitfaced

beyond drunk, the point when your face scrunches and your squinting hence you look like shit in the face.

Ricky- bro Robby is so shitfaced, Jenny is so not gonna let him smush.

shitfaced by charlyrogers April 27, 2010

Crunchies

Girls with crunchy hair usually styled with gel and gallons of hair spray to make the shape of curls who whore it up at parties.

Nikki- ah fuck the crunchies are here.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.

Crunchies by charlyrogers January 24, 2010

Coontail

Long hair on a male usually hispanic, may be styled in a pony tail. Hair so long that it looks as if it belongs to a girl.

Charly- lmao look at his fucking coontail dude.
Eli- omg i just wanna cut it and use it as extenions.

Coontail by charlyrogers January 24, 2010