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space-docking

A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a female or the act would be classified more accurately as: Glenn-docking) and the exchange of feces.

More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(female)'s vagina.
Last night I thought it would be a good idea to try out some space-docking with my wife; I was wrong.... I had just gotten over the flu and my shit was still very soft with some chunks, at first everything was going well as the opening chunk was moving smoothly into her vagina... But then the softer flu-poo came rushing out in a terrible brown flow, (across her stomach and squirting through her butt-cheeks from two different directions). This was a very foolish attempt at a long lost art, and some say myth; I can tell you however it IS possible, with the right woman, and the proper, firm, log-shaped dookie. Needless to say this event ended our thirty-two years of blissful matrimony.
by fknpwnd May 29, 2009
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Dry Docking

The act of screwing a chick in the ass without lube.
Dude, I was totally dry docking Yvonne last night.
by Slamin' Salmon May 6, 2010
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Button-Docking

Similar to conventional docking, however an uncircumcised man's foreskin engulfs an outtie belly button. This activity is available to both homosexual and heterosexual couples.
Have you heard of the button-docking party happening tomorrow night? Outties and uncircumcised lads only!

I discovered that Linda had an outtie, so I totally button-docked my tip to that shit!
by Dr. Belly Fucker January 5, 2010
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space-docking

the act of shitting into a condom, placing it in a freezer until frozen and then using the frozen shit filled condom as a dildo
"i cant believe you actually did space-docking, thats disgusting!"
by amn23 March 2, 2009
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dry docking

To take a shit in a commode with no water in the bowl.
by treb September 23, 2003
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space docking

latin: incursio astrum
Mid-missionary position the man pulls out, turns his back to the woman and defecates into her vagina. This maneuver is remarkably difficult, hence the likeness to docking a shuttle into a space station at 17,000 mph.

from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I have a huge space-travel fetish and space docking is just like 'one small drop for a man, one giant orgasm for mankind.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010
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Dry Docking

The act of two males spending an above average time with each other. It is to deplict two penisis rubbing up next to each other
1) Dude why are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck always dry docking?

2) Yea yea i hurd enough of you and your friend dry docking all day
by cmethuggin June 9, 2009
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