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Alejandro

A usually Mexican but sometimes Peruvian boy.
Has large girly eyelashes.
Has a thing for checkered lumberjack shirts.
Likes his cats and zoos.
Will wear ponchos and a sombrero for beer.
Most importantly of all he has the secret of glossy, shiny smooth dark luscious hair.
-Alejandro told me his secret today!
-Really? What is it?
-He wahes his hair in beer and south american willies!
by Cheese-Eating surrender Monkey November 10, 2011
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Alessandra

That smoke show who won't let you hit it because she "has a boyfriend." And you think about her rejection every time you watch A Wolf on Wallstreet where that small fat guy says "I'd let that girl give me aids;" as he starts to fap away at Margot Robbie.
Guy #1: Dude did you do it, did you hit Alessandra

Guy#2: No, she wouldn't let me
Guy #1: Do you want to watch Wolf on Wallstreet? It'll make you feel better
by Mrobbiefan69 September 22, 2017
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Alessandra Genovese

The person with this name is typically a huge bitch and doesn't like penis. She likes to eat sandwiches and has a fat booty. Her name is wack and she's a weird ugly woman.
Alessandra genovese went to the supermarket and she's a fat bitch with small boobs because she's dumb.
by DI4J_1100 May 21, 2020
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alessandra puccini

Alessandra Puccini is a person who is kind,loyal, bitchy, and makes an amazing friend when you need her the most. Her and her friends are the most iconic Ppl in the school even if they don’t know it
Did you see Melissa today? She totally is the Alessandra Puccini of this school
by Jade Madison November 1, 2017
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Alessandra

Alessandra's are usually tall and has dark hair and eyes. She has a lot to say wich makes her such an exciting person she is shy at first but warms up to people quickly. You can trust her with anything.
She is smart,beautiful and crazy I know she's an Alessandra
by Gfjkkg September 7, 2019
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Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro (Lucius Moneybags)

Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro ( aka Lucius Moneybags) is of African descent although looks much like jew. Although he has much tiny pp and smooth brain, he is nice.
Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro (Lucius Moneybags) defends his small pp by explaining the motion of the ocean argument, although we all know that that is a load of shit.
by Happy Days October 14, 2020
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aleksandrs

Aleksandrs is a cool guy. He live probably in Norway but is from russia. He is a good athlet. He is probably going on wang and he will meet a Nice girl. He is hot and a very Nice guy
Aleksandrs is the hottest guy
by ❤️🔥❤️🔥 October 6, 2019
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