that
one big ass shit you have every year that you never know when it’ll come and never know when you’ll fall victim to these
Intense ass pain and
constipation, but it always seems to happen, once a year. This poop oftentimes is so big it has a shadow.
Person 1: yesterday was
my ass groundhog’s yearly visit...
Person 2: No way! Mine was this
morning, I was up for three hours
tryna get that shit out!