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that one big ass shit you have every year that you never know when it’ll come and never know when you’ll fall victim to these Intense ass pain and constipation, but it always seems to happen, once a year. This poop oftentimes is so big it has a shadow.
Person 1: yesterday was my ass groundhog’s yearly visit...
Person 2: No way! Mine was this morning, I was up for three hours tryna get that shit out!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A person who pounds so much rectum they only see their penis one day a year
jim and matt pound each others ass's like a pair of ass groundhogs
by twiSSt September 20, 2006
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