Ass gasket is a protective piece of fine paper that goes between your ass and the toilet seat
I wouldn't sit on a public toilet without a ass gasket
Cum squeegee is when she gets every last drop of seman off of your body till it's clean
Man she was a cum squeegee. There was no trace of it anywhere
Man cave / bitch barn/ she shed/ cunt cabin all meaning the same type thing a place to gather and kick back. Or a place to hide out away from . Everyone friends family. Or just be alone. Also having your hobbies be it drugs model airplanes trains etc.... It can be a big space or small usuly behind a house or out of the. Beaten path hidden
Are you comming straight home from work or are you going to sallys lil cunt cabin
Cumolagist stems from the word cumology meaning someone who's into just drinking seman breakfast lunch and dinner or someone just on the hunt to drain dicks
Man check out Sally. I know she's a cumolagist
A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow
Me and Sally had a blast lastnight. But it got all weird I had to leave her a tired suprise
Cumpungilate is when she's working one of her 3. Holes trying to coax the cum outta ya balls
Damm Chester that bitch can cumpungilate on my cock all night
Butt relish is. Shit sperm and lube mixed
Last night. I looked on the bed and there was butt relish
