speed tears

The resulting eye-watering caused by attaining a high speed on a motor vehicle without eye protection.

I was about to shift into fourth gear when the speed tears blinded me, and I had to back off.

by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007

Sausage Tears

Semen.

John rained sausage tears all over the aids infested prostitute.

by Pancake407 June 10, 2010

brown tears

1. A drop of brown fluid secreted by the anal gland and diffused between the brown-eye and butt-cheeks to moisten the anus and facilitate bowel evacuation.

2. A secretion of profuse tears that overflow from the brown-eye and dampen güche/sphincter and/or surrounding area(s).

Fuck me, after eating Mexican last night my brown-eye shed a few brown tears.

by Don McGueef May 26, 2014

V Tears

When you get excited and your vagina cries

I get V Tears when I look at pictures of Harry Styles.

by Bonquifa Yaya Skeet May 4, 2017

drop tear

To give up or quit.

Man, I don't think I can do this anymore. I'm about to drop tear.

by Tijger Milk June 22, 2017

Indiana Tear-Jerker

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob

She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Shit-Tear

That one shit you take that makes you tear up

Friend: hey man I took the best shit ever that I got a shit-tear
Friend 2: Cool! I got my first shit-tear yesterday

by Ssta February 14, 2020