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Spider Button

A euphemism for an anus.
My girlfriend hates it when I try to squish the Spider Button.
by Micah November 8, 2007
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Slide Hammer Hand Job

Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.
You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.
by LHC***** March 26, 2010
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cameltoe slide

To have a women on top of you naked sliding her cameltoe across your cock.
by reddog October 23, 2004
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nigger spider

A black spider. Not a Black Widow, since those are easily defined. Just one of those anonymous black spiders that probably have names, but only a professor who studies spiders would know them.
Lou: "Check out that nigger spider climbing the wall."

Skyler: "Ewwww! Get rid of it."
by Tuftskins June 1, 2009
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Spider Swing

When two people sit on the same swing, face to face, creating 8 "legs". Thus, spider swing.

A non sexual-version of the swinging spider.
Search spider swing on youtube and watch the first video.
by Gomerj84 January 17, 2010
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Snail Slide

When a girl gets all juiced up and slides across something (like your face) leaving a trail of fluid in her wake.
Sarah knew Tom wouldn't just kick her right to the curb after sex if she gave him the 'ol snail slide.
by ginsu417 February 19, 2004
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spider-man

A super hero created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko and published by Marvel comics. He first appeared in the final edition of Amazing Fantasy, originally titled Amazing Adult Fantasy, in 1962.

The origin of Spider-Man has been told many times in comics, cartoons, TV shows and films. Broadly speaking it is the story of Peter Parker a nerdy teenager bitten by a radioactive spider. This encounter leaves Peter with spider like speed, strength and agility. Drunk on his new found power he goes in search of ways to make money and after a wrestling show fails to stop a burgler from stealing the gate takings at a show. This man goes on to kill his uncle. Realising that he could have stopped this Peter learns the hard way that "With great power, there must also come great responsibility". He vows never to allow anyone to be hurt by his inaction again.
Spider-Man has recently been the subject of 2 highly successful Hollywood movie and appears in a number of regular publications by Marvel comics.
by Iain Farrell May 24, 2005
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