Hockey-slap

Some sort of sexual reference. Can be used to replace anything dirty or a threat, but with a funny connotation.

"If you don't watch it I'll hockey-slap you so hard you'll forget your name."

by onaboat April 19, 2009

Spartan Slap

The act of slapping, moving your entire arm in a " slow motion" to seem as if you are in slow motion, when your palm is 5cm away from the subjects face, the speed increases so you slap them hard.
this creates the effect used in the movie 300.
it also looks funny

James: so yeah i was walking dow-
Sai: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Spartan slap)

by msholtishot October 1, 2009

Greasy Slap

The act of clenching a piece of bacon or any other greasy food, then slapping someone really hard.

Dude me and my girl were eating breakfast and i told her that the bacon was under cooked so she gave me a Greasy Slap.

by Manix0013 June 5, 2013

National slap ass day

November 19th is national slap ass day

National slap ass day is great

by 😑🖕🤦🏼🥳🥳👍 November 18, 2020

Quad Ball Slap Fest Extravaganza

The sexual event entailing two men placing their testicles in another person's mouth and slapping the shaft of their penis's off the face of the reciever.

Chad and Mikey made my face hurt with their Quad Ball Slap Fest Extravaganza!

by QUAD BALLER August 23, 2010

mushroom slap

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

Those dudes are always mushroom slapping each other.

by Nate Fergus February 2, 2003

Slapdicking

To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective

After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys

by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013