Mule bucket

When your hitting a girl doggstyle while burying her face in a bucket filled with warm water nearly drowning her

Dude that girl is a straight up farm animal in the bed, she even let me try the mule bucket on her

by Dirtydirtdog69 December 28, 2021

Mule Bunker

Is a term used to describe the act of digging a hole for a Mules feet, aka bunker, so a twisted individual or individuals could set the Mules feet in the bunker, which also has cement to make an escape for the Mule impossible. Once the cement is set, the cock congoline begins on the poor unsuspecting mule.

So my buddy Dame was telling me a pretty twisted story that happened a few years back. A few farmhands were caught slipping cock to some donkeys( I’m not talking roosters) and to make sure they had proper leverage and easy access, the dug a Mule Bunker, which involves digging a home to cement the feet for an all out donkey dismantling. Some peoples kids are fucking gross.

by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021

Booze mule

A 21-year old, usually ugly and/or very gullible, person whom you and your other underage friends can use to buy you booze!

Ayyyy we gotta find a booze mule to get us some beverages for our partayyy!!!

by juicyjo July 21, 2010

Freedom Mule

The new name to replace the authoritarian, anti-democracy associated classic ginger beer and vodka drink.

It's a Moscow Mule.

Me: Can I get a ginger beer and vodka?
Bartender: You mean a Moscow Mule?
Me: Fuck Russia, give me a Freedom Mule.

by defineandtheywillcome March 7, 2022

Molly Mule

When taking a woman from behind, she gets so excited that she rears back and kicks her partner in the face and or chest

Dude, what’s that bruise on your chest? I was banging this chick from behind last night and she Molly Muled me when she came.

by Pete Incaviglia February 16, 2021

Mule headed

One having an overly large head.

Friend : that girls is so fine!
Me: please that girl is mule headed. Got a head like a hen dirt dauber.

by Pow pow raider May 8, 2018

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022