melee

me-lee (may-lay)

1- a close-range attack, sometimes hand to hand but usually with the butt of a weapon.

2- The second "Super Smash Bros" game.

3- An awesome word to shout out when tension is particularly high, the goal being to instigate a fight.

1-Simmons:"Dude, you just melee'd that guy in the back of his head! he never saw it coming!"
Sarge:"Pwned."

2-Steve:"Hey man, you want to play some Melee?"
Todd:"No way man, I've got Brawl. Melee is so last-gen."

3-Jack:"So, how do we decide who gets the last cookie?"
Phil:"Melee!"

by The BXRabbit January 13, 2009

see a man about a mule

Take a piss. Or do a Number 1. Especially if you a seriously full bladder. Not to be confused with see a man about a dog

<Early> I gotta see a man about a mule
<Brian> What?
<Early> Take a piss
- Kalifornia

by terminator March 10, 2004

Pack Mule

A friend who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.

John: Yo pack mule, carry my shit!
Ali: yes sir no sir

by essenemic October 9, 2008

mule

Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game term. Used to define extra characters that are created for the soul purpose of extra item slots.

"Brb guys, getting stuff of my mule."

by Ragnarok Blade April 9, 2005

Mule Hammer

A large penis, esp. one that is capable of injury.

That dude's Mule Hammer bruised his girl's cervix.

by JBK October 16, 2005

Mulberry

A town in Polk County, FL. Know for those cheerleader beating up that girl and putting it on YouTube. Sucky football team and anyone that went to college there went to PSC. Attractions are the Mulberry Mall(aka Walmart) and phosphate hills. There is nothing to do so every one goes to the mud hole or sits at home. Everyone wants to leave there, but they never do.

Guy 1: Man, where are you from?

Guy 2: I live in Mulberry...

Guy 1: ...I don't think we can hang out anymore...

by lilcountrygirlfl June 23, 2011

Tit Mule

A mule of who's tits reach at least to the ground when the mule is standing straight up upon four legs. This term is often under-used, like tits that reach near to the ground. Also see "Half-Tit Mule" which is a mule who's tits reach almost exactly half-way to the ground.

Check out that hot-ass-spankable Tit Mule

by Jesus-hater May 30, 2008