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Freedom Mule

The new name to replace the authoritarian, anti-democracy associated classic ginger beer and vodka drink.

It's a Moscow Mule.
Me: Can I get a ginger beer and vodka?
Bartender: You mean a Moscow Mule?
Me: Fuck Russia, give me a Freedom Mule.
by defineandtheywillcome March 7, 2022
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Shoe mule

Someone who transports shoe, normally from America to England for friends to afford high postage costs
Wow it costs a lot to post shoes from america

Hey thats cool, we know a shoe mule
by maninahat June 6, 2011
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fuel mule

1.) Any transportation device that consumes petrol and hauls you cargo.
2.) General Purpose (GP) vehicles that can assist if and when natural disaster occurs.
1.) Mom took the fuel mule to the grocery store and brought home food.
2.) I sure hope my neighbors have a fuel mule because when the shit hits the fan I'm fucked.
by djsee4 March 14, 2009
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Mule Kick

A Perk in Call of Duty following the other few perks along with it, it grants the player a third slot for another weapon. This ‘third weapon’ can be lost when downed
Guy 1: Hey dude what perks do you have?
Guy 2: I have Mule Kick, and Juggernog.

Guy 1: That’s sick dude
Guy 2: Damn it I downed and lost my third gun.
by ryzkrispiez July 26, 2022
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milk the mule

Fart around, jerk off, waste time doing nothing interesting and/or instructive.
I was fired so today I`m just gonna milk the mule on google.com.
by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019
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Mule bucket

When your hitting a girl doggstyle while burying her face in a bucket filled with warm water nearly drowning her
Dude that girl is a straight up farm animal in the bed, she even let me try the mule bucket on her
by Dirtydirtdog69 December 28, 2021
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Mule Bunker

Is a term used to describe the act of digging a hole for a Mules feet, aka bunker, so a twisted individual or individuals could set the Mules feet in the bunker, which also has cement to make an escape for the Mule impossible. Once the cement is set, the cock congoline begins on the poor unsuspecting mule.
So my buddy Dame was telling me a pretty twisted story that happened a few years back. A few farmhands were caught slipping cock to some donkeys( I’m not talking roosters) and to make sure they had proper leverage and easy access, the dug a Mule Bunker, which involves digging a home to cement the feet for an all out donkey dismantling. Some peoples kids are fucking gross.
by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021
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