italian method

the art of putting a condom on a guy's penis using only your mouth.

"no hanndsss baby, she knows exactly how to do it using the italian method!"

by chuueyy July 26, 2007

mystery-method

A kick-ass comprehensive system for picking up girls, which you can learn at a website of the same name.

Mystery doesn't make confident men; he makes competent men.

'That damn mystery-method guy ran away with my girlfriend AND my sister !'

by Jeopardy June 21, 2006

stager sheet sleep method

A method of sleeping in a double bed with each person under a different sheet layer.

the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier

The two boys used the stager sheet sleep method because each was afraid one would touch the other during the night.

by Action Steve May 28, 2006

Roommate's Futon Method

Any kind of sexual method, technique or activity that you are involved in, so long as it occurs on your roommate's futon without his/her prior knowledge and results in semipermanent evidence of said activity on said futon. (Whether accidental or not.)

This term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-sex method.

"My roommate owes me a new futon. He used the Roommate's Futon Method with his girlfriend last night."

by The Masked Jellybean March 12, 2008

Crystal methodist

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church.

Cletus lived by the principles of his crystal Methodist religion.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016

Method Gamer

Similar to Method Actor; however, a method gamer is a huge gamer who sinks into the storyline and characters of video games.

"Princess Leia is a bitch."
"Whoa, you're totally a method gamer!"

by Alf Nicholson July 10, 2009

Methodist ladies College

Methodist ladies College is Perth’s most expensive private school although it should not be because if you are not smart they couldn’t give a shit about you it’s also very much like a cult with extremely bitchy girls that only care about there looks as soon as you walk in the school all you see is girls fake tanned. Most girls don’t Evan make it through a year before moving schools

go to methodist ladies College

by Random388 January 3, 2021