Mitch "The Loris" McConnell

Looks sadly harmless and timid yet its poison will kill you.

It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.

by Maxesquire December 31, 2020

Flock Step lockstep

When you're taking a piss in a bathroom stall but the door's lock is broken, so you stand on one leg to pee while the other is holding the stall door back. Named after the Rhythm Heaven Fever game Flock Step.

"The urinals were all being used, so I had to use the broken stall. I ended up doing the Flock Step lockstep, and I practically pissed all over the room."

by Frisco_17 February 7, 2022

It’s not what it looks like!

Caught having ifyk but someone walks in..
this a joke btw

Stranger walks in” It’s not what it looks like! Stranger leaves frighten

by lila🥰 March 22, 2021

looksie

A term used by some of Norwegian descent that is a corrupted spelling of the slang 'look/see'.

Thanks for the plan. I'll take a looksie and get back to you.

by Tom McNamee January 6, 2006

Windsor Locks

One of the smallest towns in CT, the only reason its a town is due to the airport. the youth in the town is rapidly becoming deadbeat hippies, pregnant, wankstas, drug addicts, felons, sex offenders, muslims, blacks, or white kids with hondas acting like they have fast cars. you will never find another place in the world with more "fake" people, even the ones that claim theyre friends will set you up and stab you in the back. theres more drama in this town than you'd most likely see in a major city. relationships in this town are pointless as every female is open like a frontier, and the guys tend to cry pathetically over dumb broads. everyone acts tough but are quick to call the police. and i hear herpes is running rapid throughout the town. if you ever go to this town, it'd be best if you leave instantly

jim- "wanna go to windsor locks"
joe- "what is a windsor locks"
jim- "a speck"
joe- "ohhhhhhhh, thats right, im alright with not getting a disease, or being a dope head"

by UncleStacks November 14, 2012

locksta

obviously bogged dee

locksta fancies a 4 ball next time wi dj?

by deezybby February 23, 2009

cocky locks

A cocky girl. Think Goldy Locks, but way more full of themelves. And they don't necessarily have to eat bears porridge, or like porridge at all, just reach a state of asshole-ness with their overconfidence, and have locks. Can also refer to hair that a cocky girl possesses.

That cocky locks thinks everyone is in love with her.

I want to rip her cocky locks right out of her scalp!

by Preston Carter Melbourne-Weaver April 3, 2008