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gophers poking

I ate some food last nite, All the way home I had my {Gophers poking}
I ate some food last nite. All the way. Home my butt hole had a {Gophers poking }
by Thenry January 24, 2017
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gopher

The upmost hottest girl you ask out but not too hot (not to be confused with a supermodel) who likes you back and is excited to get to know you and have fun on the first date. But throws you a text 3 days before the date explaining she is anxious, going through mental issues, and is not ready to date guys.

She will probably apologize 3 times in one sentence from all the guilt and embarrassment she caused and will then feel bad she broke your heart and probably never will be able to forget what she did and in return become even more emotionally unstable to repeat the cycle of never receiving the confidence to go out on a date.
I asked out a "gopher" to only realized 3 day later she was mentally unstable to handle my awesomeness.
by Nitro Tiger October 3, 2022
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Gophering

When instead of ghosting, a guy keeps trying to pop in and out of your life later on. Usually after they realize they can't find anyone as good as you.
I'd rather these guys ghost than keep gophering, I made it clear I'm done with them.
by EverybodyInThe306 July 27, 2021
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Gopher Smash

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.
"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"
by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011
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Gopher Meat

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.
by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017
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