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Glucangry

When a diabetic is acting like an asshole because their blood sugar is high.
Rodney was very glucangry after eating that cake!
by RaccoonChickenIII September 10, 2023
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Glug n' Chug

Gluggin' n' Chuggin' is an activity for the brave. The bold. The quick. There are many ways to learn how to glug n' chug- but here's a quick explanation. Stand up straight. Fully straight. Then take your feet and bend them at 45 degree angles. It feels weird but is necessary. Then comes the most important part. GLUG. Sprint as fast as you can at the closest person you can find. They will be intimidated, afraid, and start running for their lives. But then it's even more fun. You spread your feet out to 60 degrees and sprint even faster until you ruthlessly tackle them. This part is the CHUG. So there you have it- first you GLUG then you CHUG. If this puts people in the hospital, you force them to pay by threatening to do it again. Easy? Good. If you need help, ask someone named Sirjean. They're professionals at Gluggin' n' Chuggin'. Now, time to practice. Find that one person who won't share their lunch. AND TAKE THEM DOWN WITH THE GLUG N CHUG. Posting videos on YouTube will further help others successfully complete the Glug n' Chug. So be a good man. GLUG N CHUG TODAY!
You: (places your feet at 45 degree angle and begin sprinting)
The Op: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THEY'RE GLUGGIN! (they start running away)
You: (places your feet at 60 degree angle and continue booking it)
The Op: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE CHUGGING (you tackle them, breaking 206 bones in their body simultaneously) PAY FOR MY HOSPITAL BILLS!!!!!
You: Do you want to get Glugged n'Chugged again?
The Op: NO
You: Then pay your own bills, loser.
The Op: Tell me where you learned that move- I need to know it!
You: Find Sirjean. He can teach you. Now goodbye. Don't make me Glug n' Chug you again.
by EricLewisBurner September 22, 2023
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Gluggle

Fuck i'm mad and need to say something real bad
I'm gonna gluggle your mom you stupid gluggle.
by ImLunaaa October 4, 2023
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glugga

The abosulte prescnece of a nigga in the fuck you mah nigga i got a glock in my rary lifestyle. Glugga can be used to mean WHATEVER THE FUCK you want.
Stop being a glugga.
Don't make me pull out my glugga.
You're a glugging nigga
by YaBoySlimShady October 5, 2023
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Galugabooga

The sound a Draveus makes, when a women kicks between his legs.
Did you just hear that Galugabooga?

Yeah, Mellie must have kicked Draveus again.
by Draveus October 10, 2023
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Gluuawck

Onomatopoeia/ verb .

The noise you hear when she got a strong head game and your really pushing her to the limits,.
"I got Gluuawck'd up in the parking lot last night for like an hour... it was chill."

*gluuawck* *gluuawck*

"are you close"

*gluuawck*
by OptionB January 5, 2024
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Gougar

A guy cougar. A guy, usually gay, hunting Manthers. It is in no way associated with age, but rather just a guy who is into acting a little feral.
"Did you see that guy? He was a total gougar."
by Shitasstitsmcgee December 1, 2023
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