Japanese Rain Goggles

A made-up term used by Charlie Sheen in the Two and a Half Men episode entitled "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop" aired on 11/22/2010. There is much speculation that it might be a crude sexual term like many of the invented sex acts seen here on Urban Dictionary. Many fans have created their own obscene definitions on sites such as Yahoo Answers.

Some have theorized that Japanese Rain Goggles may be in reference to Mejikara anti-wrinkle goggles, which are made of silicone rubber. Charlie may have meant Courtney's fake boobs, also made of silicone, were in his eyes.

Charlie: "Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese Rain Goggles?"
Allan: "I've never even heard of that."
Charlie: "Neither had I until last night and now I don't know how I ever lived without 'em!"

Girl: "What are Japanese Rain Goggles?"
Boy: "I'll show you later baby."

by alittleobsessive November 26, 2010

cyber goggles

Goggles worn on the head usually by those who dress in an industrial/goth stlye. They come in many colours and some even glow. For fashion and clubwear.

Kid 1: Wear did you get those awesome cyber goggles?

Kid 2: E-bay dude! Check it out!

by eternalecstasy August 27, 2006

arabian meat goggles

The act of placing your testicles over a sleeping, unsuspecting victims eyes.

"He got me with Arabian meat goggles!"

"what was it like?"
"like a red haze with veins everywhere!"

by Kyall April 4, 2016

Mills goggles

1. When a woman has been going to Mills college so long that she begins to find anything with a penis attractive. Similar to beer goggles. Feelings of deep regret may follow hooking up with a man when seeing through Mills goggles.

2. See also: Millsbian

Mills woman: "Did you see that guy with the unibrow? Man, he's soooo hot!"
Non-Mills attending friend: "Man, you've got your Mills goggles on again. That man is a beast!"

by The C Word April 20, 2008

arabian sun goggles

A Gentleman politely lays his sac on your face, conveniently placing a nut in each eye.

This nice young man gave me arabian sun goggles last night

by Dudu January 9, 2007

Andover Goggles

Since there is such a small selection of hot girls at Phillips Academy, boys at PA have come to wear Andover Goggles. Andover Goggles lower the standard on average by 3.0186. Pennies seem like nickels, and nickels seem like dimes.

Chad: "Damn bro that chick is ugly"
*puts on andover goggles*
"WOW SHES HOT!"

Winston: "That girl is a 5 in real life but with andover goggles she's a 9."

by Dr. Hagler September 27, 2010

Chewonki Goggles

1) The state of being so packed with intellectual spirit, one's choice in mates becomes skewed.
2) See Beer Goggles

I can't believe its not Willard! Must be these gosh dang Chewonki Goggles

by supremecourtier March 9, 2005