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douchette

Anyone who has been influenced from a douche and has started to show signs of doucheism.

The son or daughter of a douche.
Sally, who hung out with Natasha the douche, started to show signs of becoming a douchette.
by pizza delivery guy October 19, 2008
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douchetafarian

1.One who worships douchetafari
2.One who douches with impunity; one who douches with religious zest
3.One who gets buzzed to douche
Lazy Paul is jerk off douchetafarian
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Douchetastorphy

when someone very nice either gets a a large sum of money or becomes a manager and becomes a douche bag where you want to tell them off but cannot due to their status in life
John: ever since our friend got that manager position, he has become an asshole

Sam: yeah, he just became a douchetastorphy over night
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George Douchington

A douche of such baggy proportions to be considered the forefather of douche.
Chris Angel could be considered George Douchington, forefather of douche...
by leisel_injection June 8, 2009
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Douching

The new fad which is similar to planking, owling, or tebowing in the respect that you preform this act while someone takes your picture.

A) To lift up your shirt and show off your stomach while flexing your other free arm no matter what everyone else is doing around you*

* The duck face is not necessary, but is optional. This is only if you wish to be an extreme douche bag.
John: Hey Tim, whats that dude doing over there?

Tim: Oh he's just Douching, it's one of those new fads. Its kind of like planking but way more stupid.

John: Oh I get it! He's basically acting like the Situation off the Jersey Shore?

Tim: Pretty much....
by #Winning! October 29, 2011
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Doucheterrent

I can't believe those creeps left us alone. You're quite an effective doucheterrent.
by Civixen March 11, 2008
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douchett

A female version of a douchebag. Someone who is no longer a bitch but hasn't yet evolved to a cunt level. douchebag
I have known her for years. She always been a bitch but recently she has become a real douchett.
by Merav June 14, 2008
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