keith1234567890wryyrueueu's definitions

life changing

When you take a dump so big that it changes the way you think about life. Or if while taking a dump, you decide to change your life for the good.

Man, while I was In the bathroom, I decided to go back to school. That dump was life changing for me!!
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by keith1234567890wryyrueueu May 20, 2011

Douchetastorphy

when someone very nice either gets a a large sum of money or becomes a manager and becomes a douche bag where you want to tell them off but cannot due to their status in life

John: ever since our friend got that manager position, he has become an asshole

Sam: yeah, he just became a douchetastorphy over night

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu June 5, 2010

Douche powow

When a 3-11 douchebags are in the same room, it becomes a douche powow. Also applies to dickhead bosses.

Dude, wheres our boss?

He's in a douche powow with the owner and several higher ups

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu March 1, 2011

Douche Rocket

Being a total asshole without any disreguard

John: man, this customer was really mean

Ash: Was he a douche rocket?

John: yea

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu May 2, 2010

douche powow

A meeting with 3-12 bosses who are lazy and are douchbags

Where's our boss?

He is with the president and other higher ups in a Douche powow

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu March 6, 2011