Crapstache

The residue of poo left above the upper lip where a regular mustache would be located. The 'crapstache' can appear after an individual gives the bung tung to another individual. It can also appear after someone rubs his or her lip after wiping poo with his/her hand.

After a night on the town, Phillip spend the night with a ho fo sho. He awoke the next morning with a crapstache.

by Yubaldo April 9, 2008

Crapsackular

An adjective. It refers to a particular thing being of the the form, a 'crapsack'. a crapsack is a sack filled with crap. Cracpsackular is used to define the awesomeness of something. Crapsackular, means that that something is really quite shit.

Wow, i just went and saw the movie "confessions of a shopaholic" and let me tell u... It was mighty crapsackular!

by RangaJester January 24, 2010

Crankstars

Z103 Morning Show listeners in East Idaho who crank up their radio's volume during songs that they love as much as the hosts, Brad and Tara, do.

"Ah, yeah... it's FRIDAY! Here's a jam for the Crankstars!"

by bnt_enterprises March 19, 2010

Cranston Crab Pie

When you go down on a homeless woman.

Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.

"I didn't have any quarters, so I gave her a Cranston Crab Pie instead."

by Pie eater/cranston cosi April 23, 2010

Crapsten

A superlative form of 'crap'.
The most crap of all.
Crappiest crap.

Derived from german superlative form and English crap.
Crap+sten = Crapsten

I don't give a crapsten. (I couldn't care less)

That's the crapstenest crap I've ever heard.

The lecture... twas crapsten.

That food was crapsten.

by devid O December 18, 2010

Crapshankle

An expression conveying a mishap or other occasion than might cause a person to exclaim Darn, Gosh Dangit, Whoops.

It is meant to be used in civil conversation as it has no ulterior or sexual reference.

As Nuke stubbed her toe, she exclaimed "Crapshankle" so as not to offend the children near by.

by PaliFromCali January 16, 2013

Cranston Tuxedo

The classic white-briefs-only outfit that Bryan Cranston seems to sport in every role of his acting career.

On tonight's episode of Breaking Bad, Walt once again sports the Cranston Tuxedo

by thecorndog September 1, 2013