bed the bone

tucking your boner into your waistband, it needs to sleep

homie 1: "yeah I need to bed the bone, it's been up all day."
homie 2: "go to a fucking doctor"

by thisisaregret July 14, 2017

Bed Trap

A system of causing a girl to default to sit/ lay in your bed by creating a bed room without any other comfortable seating options.

Person 1: Sara came over last night
Person 2: Word? Did you get any action?
Person 1: Yeah obviously dude, I bed trapped her.

by house_of_cards2 June 01, 2010

starfish the bed

The Act of spreading one's arms and legs in bed, taking up as much room as possible.

As soon as she gets up for work I starfish the bed.

by mantrum November 22, 2017

Bed Yoda

The act of back flipping during sex.

Oscar does Bed Yodas every night

by VinelSeason August 08, 2021

Bed Rat

A Bed Rat is an insult used to tell someone they look like something close to a cockroach or bed bug, that they have wide eyes and overall look like an invasive type of rat.

"Tyler you look like a bed rat you fucking creep"

by f1zzys0d4 July 15, 2021

bed-table

a combination of a banana and a avocado

omg i want some bed-table for breakfast

by idontwanttowritemyname May 25, 2019

bed table

A combination of banana and avocado

I'm gonna go eat some bed table

by me ofishal May 25, 2019