asspiss

really bad diarrhea

During our trip to the music festival last year Rob had the worst case of asspiss in our RV....

by asspiss_survivor June 24, 2023

Assitude

When an individual has an attitude so bad, you may as well as call them an asshole.

Jeffery: "Bro, I can't stand that guys assitude!"

Sasha: "Her assitude is off the charts."

by Joe Reeds June 27, 2023

Assit

to wingman your buddy

“hey bro im going to just assit for you and get you a chick”

by xansual February 11, 2024

Assitis

A condition where one can only survive by getting sent an ass pic once per day

1: Dude I can’t believe I got assitis.
2: Sorry to hear that.
1: Why u sorry I get to see ass pics every day

by Pimpofallsimps March 12, 2024

Aspiten

Said when someone is incredibly sexy and provokes uncontrollable desire. Generally applicable to the fruit of a palm tree or someone with that name.

Wow Coco, You're extremelly aspiten. Maybe we could hang out some time, maybe after a dinner

by Suede Kento March 22, 2025

Assmitized

The state of being completely hypnotized, mesmerized, or mentally distracted by a Bottom’s ass. Often leads to staring, stuttering, or acting out of pocket.

Bro was straight up assmitized the moment that Bottom walked past in those tight jeans.

by Thee king May 6, 2025

Assitude

The type of bratty behavior a thic baddie with a phat ass gets away with

Her- making random high maintenance requests

Me- in response... "You no ass-having, disagreeable bitch, you're WAY too skinny to be giving me all this assitude"

by SigmaSavage February 8, 2026