Aspiten

Said when someone is incredibly sexy and provokes uncontrollable desire. Generally applicable to the fruit of a palm tree or someone with that name.

Wow Coco, You're extremelly aspiten. Maybe we could hang out some time, maybe after a dinner

by Suede Kento March 22, 2025

Aspiengirl

a gorgeous female with Asperger’s Syndrome, in possession of a kick arse intellect!

An Aspiengirl doesn’t have to choose between being drop dead gorgeous and a Mensa member!

by Aspie Crusader August 15, 2013

asiten

One step above asinine:
1. extremely or utterly foolish.
2. of, relating to, or resembling an ass.

That wasn't asinine, it was asiTEN!

by koehlerdus September 27, 2007

Asiten

When a situation is so ridiculously foolish that asinine does not properly describe it; the situation is asiten. Usually requires a 2/3 majority agreement amongst friends to elevate a situation from asinine to a level of asiten.

Friend 1 I just got a parking ticket 10 minutes after receiving a speeding ticket. This is asinine!
Friend 2 Bullshit; this is asinten!
Friend 3 All those in favor of asiten for this situation say I.

by catalpa_slang March 27, 2011

aspien

To be aspien, is to be the most alpha person in the room.

Guy 1: damn he’s such an aspien
“Aspien”: *currently controlling everyone sexually and dominantly whether they are straight or gay or anything I between*

by Babybite August 16, 2022

Aspien

Aspien is someone who's mere aura demands respect and recognition. Their name rings through hills and vales with an undeniable authority, yet their presence is soft and warm, like the morning suns kiss on your cheek.

Bro I met Aspien last night o.O

by ARealBeater December 25, 2025