planking vertically

standing

i was planking vertically on top of my man spencer.

by plankingbitch June 20, 2021

Vertical Helicopter

When a girl is hung by her ankles to the ceiling, you spin her around, then the tension makes her spin while she sucks your dick.

A female Russian cosmonaut (with daddy issues) is preferable due to their high-g training. NASA doesn't spin their astronauts anymore so that won't work. If she throws up, bonus lube, and if she uses teeth, bonus religious conversion.

Katya came over last night and gave me a vertical helicopter. Now I'm Jewish.

by aBoogieWithDaddyIssues April 3, 2020

Vertically impared

(ADJ) Used to describe a very short person in an ghetto educated manner.

Me: Hey Did you see that boy walk past just now.
You: Yeaahhh he was vertically impared

by Lil QuaQua May 6, 2012

vertical content

Creating visual content with the aspect ratio 9:16.

9:16 is also known as the size of your smartphone screen.

I created vertical content to post on my Instagram story.

94% of people watch videos on their phones. Why not make vertical content?

by 9:16 February 5, 2020

vertication operation

Procedure of bringing something up in a vertical (or upright) position.

Total total elapsed time for the visible part of the vertication operation of the rocket was just over 11 minutes

by GinTonic1337 October 21, 2020

Vertically

Hates gays that don’t shut up that they then proceed be one and as well increase by weight and naming themselves “cagiestt ”

Shut up you’re speaking vertically making me uncomfortable

by Epic_number21 May 13, 2024

Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019