tennessee fire hose

when a penis has built up so much pressure, jizz shoots out in a constant stream like a fire hose. originates from tennessee whore houses.

"hey skeeter, last night i done gave ma lady a tennessee fire hose right in her doggone face."

"i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose"

by Vike Me September 11, 2011

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Tennessee Jock Strap

Occurs when an elastic rope is tied to a man's genitals on one end, and a tractor (has to be a tractor) at the other. The man is pulled by his junk when the tractor starts moving.

Starla was so angry at Cletus for sleeping with her mother, that she gave him a Tennessee Jock Strap.

by PMR83 February 9, 2007

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Tennessee Muzzleloader

The sexual act of a man reaming a bitch in the ass from behind, pulling his cock out and spitting his chew wad on his cock and then shoving it back in aforementioned bitch's ass.

My bitch was inadvertently given a tennessee muzzleloader when i was pounding her ass and my chew fell on my tip...she said the menthol gave her a clean ass feeling.

by Ahwatukee Asshole May 23, 2010

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Tennesee log jammer

Involving two men and a ladder. Both men anally insert either end of the ladder while masturbating.

First one to cum gets to keep the ladder. The loser licks the ladder clean.

Ben and Ollie went to B&Q to try out the tennesee log jammer.

Ollie: "Unlucky Ben, looks like you've lost again!"
Ben: "Yummy!"

by neez123456789 November 13, 2017

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