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Sheathing

Mum caught me sheathing last night.’
by Yourdaddy01 October 30, 2018
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Shmeetz

A large dump that makes you squirm in anticipation to release
I took the best Shmeetz yesterday at Becca's house, her mom had to light 3 candles.

Damn Malcolm, you are farting up a storm, maybe you should go Shmeetz bro.

"Hey Hunter, what are you doing tonight"-Chad
"Oh nothing, probably hanging with my shmeetz girlfriend who never lets me doing anything fun"
by DirtyRandy101 October 17, 2019
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Shmeal

Anything that you can hit
Can also be used as an adjective or verb in place of thing associated with getting high or buzzed.
Nic, carts… crack is the red headed step child
“Do you got some shmeal”
“Let’s go get shmealed in the bathroom
by Funlicker May 5, 2022
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Squid Sheath

When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.
The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
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shmeagol

verb

-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness

note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.
1. Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1!

note: "shmeagol" is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.

Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1! SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA T3H SHMEAGOL=OMFG!!@@!!!
by Claire November 21, 2004
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Schmeat

Schmeat is the result of the marriage between the German Surname SCHMITT and the English word MEAT. It is a dick joke of Western Pennsylvanian origins, though its usage has flourished in recent years, especially among the Asian-American motion graphics animator population. In fact, its usage as a euphemism has become antiquated and archaic. Schmeat has actually evolved in to one of those rare catch all words on par with "fuck". Its versatility makes it the appropriate substitute for almost any part of speech.
"I'm gonna take a Schmeat!"

"Uh....Schmeat!"

"Schmeat!!!!"
by TheRealSchmeat January 8, 2009
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Schmeat

A small, yet not tiny penis (usually 3 inches or less) *Not to be confused with shmeat
Girl 1: "girl, big news...or little news that is"
Girl 2: "Omg, what is it"
Girl 1: "Johnny and I had sex last night, but its not as exciting as you think. Johhny has a schmeat"
Girl 2: "Well at least that makes me feel blessed that David is average"
by howlongcantheasebe? April 30, 2015
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