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Precious

Noun.

A huge lard ass, often has multiple chins and a large FUPA. A Precious can often be seen raiding various wal-marts or McDonald's, leaving nothing in their wake but salads. If one comes across a Precious, stay away, for their lumbering movements have been know to cause earthquakes that can devastate nations (see HAITI). Things that repel Precious include treadmills, vegetables, tight clothing and voluntary movement.
Oh my god, Precious over there is eating all the food. I guess that is the source of her earthquake power.
by Daman009 June 12, 2010
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Precious

Noun: An object of obsession. Often applied sarcastically to an otherwise ordinary, or unremarkable object that holds great affection from its owner.

Implies illogical adoration toward an object of little or obscure value.
My husband spent over $5000 trying to fix up that old junker out back; its like his precious or something.
by ysing February 11, 2006
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precious

name of a big black abused girl.
Kristen: i just bought it i love itttt...... its so presh.
Me: *precious...
like the big black abused girl
by PreshLover December 7, 2010
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precipice of sensitivity

"Dude, she flicked my right on the precipice of sensitivity!"
by Brodolf Shitler April 13, 2017
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preceive

to see something happening before happens.
I preceive that the word preceive will become a word in the Urban Dictionary.
by xxxuglyxxx December 10, 2017
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shear your precious sheep

To take drastic measures after reaching an absurd, irrational conclusion.
"I found out I'm not going to college and am going to hang myself."
"Way to shear your precious sheep; you haven't even applied anywhere."
by johnbabyarcticklet May 3, 2009
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Precision Bass

A bass model crafted by Fender, and endlessly imitated. Slang term is the "P-bass". The first electric bass guitar manufactured in 1958, this has evolved into one of the most popular models ever. A versatile instrument, and extremely well rounded, but known for being able to produce a nice, fatter, lower tone. Sometimes said to be a "punk" instruument, but that's normally coming from the mouths of Ibanez-loving metalheads.
Wow! That Precision bass is sick!
by The Allergen April 30, 2005
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