Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.
by Madison is tha boss September 01, 2010
this mf is so good at makeup it is unreal, the skill that goes into her eyeliner is just *chef kiss* .and her hair!!!!! god it is so fun and she should defo dye it pink <3
by itsnuts7 October 10, 2021
by Xeñon February 20, 2018
The porter corkscrew is when during intercourse, someone is upside down doing a handstand over you whilst giving fellatio
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
she is the bested friend you will ever have in your whole entire life, she is the best advice giver. she is the mom of the group. she is very sophisticated and cool. she is jess westons bestfriend
by james field April 06, 2020
Jesus Owen Porter is a big ass nigga!!
by coochie__slayer6969 October 23, 2018