Premature Ejaculator

A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.

Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.

by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009

anal evacuation

when you get indigestion and feces come out your colon in an all of a sudden way like sudden diarhea.

help me im having an anal evacuation.

by supernoc March 26, 2009

evacuation plan

A plan which is useful in every natural or manmade disaster and involves one word: Run!!!

Susan: Honey, can't we listen to the d--n radio, for an evacuation plan from thwe city?

Steve: We have our own--run!!, run mofo run!!!

by Jose Gomez September 6, 2006

Evapulation

When you cum on your belly and then fall asleep only to find the cum has disappeared when you wake up.

I experienced some severe evapulation when I woke up this morning. Where does it even go?

by Reeder3232 June 26, 2020

premature ezachulation

when a zach just puts "it" in just a lil bit and cums prematurely , thus resulting in Plan B

Khloe: Last night Zach just put it in a little bit and still came really early, I need to go grab some plan B
Chasette: Aw damn girl sounds like your man got a case of premature ezachulation :(

by chaekirbz December 10, 2016

premature ebakulation

Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.

Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.

Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.

by cccccchris January 2, 2014

Ejaculatory Manifestation

To summon evil demons to blow their demonic load on your face.

" Yo this weekend....Ejaculatory Manifestation time!"
' Na man last time i did that with you i had a flaming cum ball blown in my face"

by I<3demoncum May 26, 2010