Decepticock

One who stuffs his pants to look like his genitalia is bigger than it really is.

She thought she was getting lucky but he turned out to be a Decepticock.

by C4pta1n Am3r1c4 February 6, 2015

Decepticunt

A female who can pass as a decent human being . Most people like her . But behind closed doors she is human garbage. A black hearted pure evil demon. Who could trick the devil himself. Impossible to see it coming she projects a Trance with her sweet mermaid like songs that come directly out of her battered and war torn vagina and lures you to you icy cold death ... often perceives as kind sweet and caring and beatiful ..but dnt be fooled she is as fake as plastic tits

Man that Sylvia had me fooled. I never saw it coming . I thought she was so kind but she a real decepticunt thundercunt whore gold digger

by BIGGBEEZY December 14, 2015

daecent

Irish slang for good

That cars wheels are just daecent

by Tomdasham05 May 16, 2018

Deception Erection

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small

My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.

by FarOutGalaxy June 23, 2018

Decontamination

the doors stopping you from entering the greenhouse in mira hq, even the smartest of players can get killed here.

Pink: dammit red!!! i hate decontamination
Red: o shit
Everyone else: red

by AWWWW MAN November 2, 2020

Erotic Deception

To be sexually tricked while under the influence of alchohol, drugs, or something similair that causes a person to do things they wouldn't normally do.

At that party last night a senior experienced erotic deception from some freshman.

by TheReason13 April 19, 2010

Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.

John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.

by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014